Wizards of the Coast, Magic: The Gathering, and Secret Lair have announced the hiring of Deadpool as a creative consultant for its latest Secret Lair drop, releasing April 1, on a holiday known far and wide as April Pool’s Day – and literally nothing else.

Every Magic card is great, but some Magic cards just need a little more joie de vivre, some jeux ne se quoi, and other French words that indicate aura farming,” said creative consultant All-High Grand Arbiter of Corrections Department Deadpool. “I actually AM a trading card, so I know what I’m talking about.

Mr. Pool has named this latest museum-worthy Magic: The Gathering Secret Lair drop Secret Lair x Deadpool: I Fixed It (You’re Welcome). It contains five “improved” Magic cards that he drew all over masterfully edited. This drop represents so much of his creative genius that we were told that it should be available in non-foil, traditional foil, and something that Deadpool calls “Pool Party”, which he said needed art that “partied harder” in order to “celebrate my special day”.

Confused fans can see all the information about Secret Lair x Marvel’s Deadpool: I Fixed It (You’re Welcome) below (written by Deadpool himself) and can visit MagicSecretLair.com now to get notified when the sale goes live on April 1.

Secret Lair x Marvel’s Deadpool: I Fixed it (You’re Welcome)

Price: $29.99

• 1x Deadly Dispute
• 1x Lightning Bolt
• 1x Thrill of Possibility
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Sol Ring

Secret Lair x Marvel’s Deadpool: I Fixed It (You’re Welcome) Foil Edition

Price: $39.99

• 1x Foil Deadly Dispute
• 1x Foil Lightning Bolt
• 1x Foil Thrill of Possibility 
• 1x Foil Lightning Greaves
• 1x Foil Sol Ring

Secret Lair x Marvel’s Deadpool: I Fixed It (You’re Welcome) Pool Party Edition

Price:  $59.99

Daddy gets what Daddy wants. This time, it’s a brand-new way to make your cardboard shinier than my suit under studio lighting.

Welcome to the Pool Party Edition.

It sparkles. It shines. I see you staring. Take a picture; it’ll last longer.

• 1x Pool Party Foil Deadly Dispute
• 1x Pool Party Foil Lightning Bolt
• 1x Pool Party Foil Thrill of Possibility
• 1x Pool Party Foil Lightning Greaves
• 1x Pool Party Foil Sol Ring 

FINAL_final_REALLYfinal_v7_USETHISONE(2)_Everything Bundle

Price: $124.99

Behold the FINAL_final_REALLYfinal_v7_USETHISONE(2)_Everything Bundle.

Yes, that is the name. No, I will not shorten it. Yes, someone approved it. No, I don’t remember the names of everyone.

Inside, you get all three editions of Secret Lair x Marvel’s Deadpool: I Fixed It (You’re Welcome).

Non-foil. Clean. Calm. Suspiciously responsible.
Traditional foil. Shiny. Classic. Still behaving.
Pool Party Edition, with my debut, extra shiny brand-new foil treatment. Loud. Like me.

It’s not a bundle. It’s a commitment.

Contents:

• 1x Secret Lair x Marvel’s Deadpool: I Fixed It (You’re Welcome)
• 1x Secret Lair x Marvel’s Deadpool: I Fixed It (You’re Welcome) Foil Edition
• 1x Secret Lair x Marvel’s Deadpool: I Fixed It (You’re Welcome) | Pool Party Edition