Breaking Into Comics the Marvel Way #2
Psychiatrist – I’m guessing there’s a reason you shot that poor woman in the face?
Deadpool – Duh! Paper or plastic? Helooo? You have any idea what plastic bags do to the environment? I’m Al Gore’s messenger of death, beeyotch!
Captain America #604
David Price – God, no… I may be mad as hell ’cause Washington’s forgotten main street… but I ain’t gonna blow up my own country.
Deadpool – What’re you waiting for!? Web ‘im up!
Spider-man – That just seems so… inhumane…
Deadpool – What’re you, a PETA spokesperson, all of a sudden?
Scourge/Nuke – But I’m more than any one soldier. I am the defender of the American dream! And I am going to rid this country of invasive elements per my orders!
U.S.Agent – Dear lord, and to think I supported Osborn. All along he’s been putting monsters like you in charge of this nation’s security. You think you’re a patriot?! You think you can wrap yourself in the flag — and justify your madness?! You’re everything that’s wrong! You’re the American nightmare!