Psychiatrist – I’m guessing there’s a reason you shot that poor woman in the face?
Deadpool – Duh! Paper or plastic? Helooo? You have any idea what plastic bags do to the environment? I’m Al Gore’s messenger of death, beeyotch!
Captain America #604
David Price – God, no… I may be mad as hell ’cause Washington’s forgotten main street… but I ain’t gonna blow up my own country.
Deadpool – What’re you waiting for!? Web ‘im up!
Spider-man – That just seems so… inhumane…
Deadpool – What’re you, a PETA spokesperson, all of a sudden?
Scourge/Nuke – But I’m more than any one soldier. I am the defender of the American dream! And I am going to rid this country of invasive elements per my orders!
U.S.Agent – Dear lord, and to think I supported Osborn. All along he’s been putting monsters like you in charge of this nation’s security. You think you’re a patriot?! You think you can wrap yourself in the flag — and justify your madness?! You’re everything that’s wrong! You’re the American nightmare!
Tippy-Toe Says – Squirrel Girl would rather go naked than wear fur!
Skull-Kill Krew – I understand all right. God doesn’t love you. He loves America.
Dark Reign: New Nation
Captain America – I believe in an idea… an idea a single individual who has the right heart and the right mind… that is consumed with a single purpose… that one man can win a war. Give that one man a group of soldiers with the same conviction… and you can change the world.
The Invincible Iron Man #8
Osborn – The Superhuman Registration Database, Stark. You know the one I mean. Where is it? How do I access it?
Stark – It’s — Ah — It’s Not — Osborn. It’s not your personal file-o-fax. You can’t just browse it at your leisure. You need about a half-dozen warrants and probable cause and a federal judge to—
Osborn – Commander.
Stark – … Excuse me?
Osborn – You called me “Osborn.” I’m trying “Commander Osborn” on for the size at the moment.
Stark – Well. “Commander.” You don’t get to go flipping through the database any more than you get to seize someone’s cell phone records or decide to call yourself commander.
Madrox – In the end, sometimes the smart thing is to bypass bad habits and learned behavior. There are entire countries where fighting is the default position. If you’re willing to put aside that mindset… it’s amazing how much you can accomplish with minimal fuss.
Uncanny X-Men #505
Mayor of San Francisco – This is San Francisco. The hated and misunderstood have always had a home here.