This year's #SOTU seating arrangement was created because no one wanted to sit with Lieberman.

— Mat Johnson (@mat_johnson) January 26, 2011

That's the lightest I've ever seen Boehner. He must be using bleaching cream. #sotu

— Mat Johnson (@mat_johnson) January 26, 2011

Justice Alito is a no-show for #SOTU. He thought he was going to have to sit next to a Democrat too.

— Mat Johnson (@mat_johnson) January 26, 2011

I really think Obama should've broken through the paper #POTUS logo first. #SOTU

— Mat Johnson (@mat_johnson) January 26, 2011

To be fair to the look on Boehner's face, Biden farted. #SOTU

— Mat Johnson (@mat_johnson) January 26, 2011

#POTUS is right. Scranton and Ohio do suck. #SOTU

— Mat Johnson (@mat_johnson) January 26, 2011

What's up with Paul Ryan's eyes? Is he stoned? #SOTU

— Mat Johnson (@mat_johnson) January 26, 2011

If Bachmann looked at the camera, we would turn to stone. #TrainWreck #SOTU

— Mat Johnson (@mat_johnson) January 26, 2011

I just realized what Bachmann's role was: to make mainstream Republicans look sane in comparison. She's the GOPs Flava Flav.

— Mat Johnson (@mat_johnson) January 26, 2011

Holy Recon, DC Nation! If new GOP House legislation goes through, Dr. Light innocent of rape of Sue Dibney!!

— Layman (@themightylayman) January 29, 2011

Gas your own people 20 years ago, we invade. Starve your own people this year, we're not sure if we want to call for your resignation.

— Nick Spencer (@nickspencer) January 30, 2011

Oh, US foreign policy, you never saw a blatant hypocrisy you didn't want to make out with.

— Nick Spencer (@nickspencer) January 30, 2011

I'm seeing chatter that some Egyptians feel the total lack of security/policing in Cairo is intentional by the gov't…

— Rahsan Ekedal (@RahsanEkedal) January 30, 2011

…a strategy of purposeful chaos, make the people cry for the return of order, and thus welcome back the status quo?

— Rahsan Ekedal (@RahsanEkedal) January 30, 2011