Captain America/Black Panther: Flags of Our Fathers #1

Baron Strucker – We can’t have the German army beaten by a bunch of savages.  Losing to Jesse Owens at the Berlin Olympics was bad enough.

Cable & Deadpool #25

Deadpool – Oh shut up and ask the guy behind the counter — who’s calling the police by the way — what Sarah Palin buys.  Duh!  This is the time of Messiah Complex, Sarah Palin doesn’t even exist ye–