The Age of the Sentry #1 – In this retro series, an attempt is made to make the comic feel like it’s from the 50’s. I guess those comics were filled with sexist remarks.
Scout – ‘Sides, everyone knows gals can’t keep a secret!
And also includes this awesome Public Service Announcement:
Sentry – Let’s be honest. The opposite sex is tempting. Nature made us that way. But holding hands, even in movie theaters, can lead you teenagers into situations you’re simply not ready for.
Mrs. Battacharya – I don’t know Beti. When the maps are redrawn, people seem to get very short memories, na?
DC Universe: Decisions #1
Green Arrow – If I’m going to put my neck on the line for some politician, I’d just as soon it be one I can support — one I’m more simpatico with.
Reporter – Well Davis Brewster has been described by many of his detractors as quote: “A redical left-wingnut.”
Green Arrow – Great men always threaten the status quo. A man who wants to change the country as much as Davis does is bound to get called a few bad names.
Reporter – Excuse me, but was that just an official endorsement of Davis Brewster for President?
Green Arrow – Now, wait a minute. Don’t put words in my mouth. I may admire the man, but —
Reporter – You heard it here first. For the first time in this reporter’s memory, a major superhero has just expressed admiration, if not full support of a political candidate during an election.
Lois Lane – So I take it Superman won’t be endorsing a particular candidate this year?
Clark Kent – Not likely. Superman needs to stay above such things. Meanwhile lowly Clark Kent seems to be keeping mum on his politics as all objective journalists should.
Lois Lane – Come on. Fess up, big guy. Who’re you going to vote for this year? This isn’t reporter Lois talking, this loving wife Lois talking. You always know who I vote for.
Clark Kent – Only because your stand on the issues never change.
Lois Lane – What can I say? I’m a product of my upbringing. I’m proudly for a strong military, small government, low taxes, and maximum individual freedom.
Clark Kent – And I’m proudly for the time-honored tradition of the secret ballot.
Lois Lane – For once I want to know if your vote is canceling out mine. Please?
Perry White – North Korea will never discontinue their nuclear programs, despite any promises they make in the interim.
Young X-Men #6
Dust – I enjoy talking to you Mr. Pierce. Your unbridled prejudice and hate, to say nothing of your tragic misunderstanding of Mohammed’s teachings…It reminds me of home.