Dead inside? Hair on the blink? House tornado liquidizing the furniture? Here’s a fab new rectangle from Steve Aylett.

You’ll have a field day with this shredding medley of smashed treasure and murky diatribes. Become exhausted at your own pace. Wasting time has never been so easy. And keep a watchful eye on those legs of yours. They’ll betray you.

Catch the adventures of Benny the Hen, Luka Bazooka, Su Pesto, Fox Grave, Biloxi Blake and Harry McInch in this daunting first issue.

Hyperthick #1 is out July 14 and can be pre-ordered now.