Prelude to Deadpool Corps. #1

Captain America – This is a nation of laws, Deadpool.  You rebels never understood that we can’t pick and choose the rules we like.  I’m on the side of civilization.  You and your ilk stand for chaos.

Sparta U.S.A. #1

Narrator – Here in Sparta, we’re proud to be Americans.  Anything worth a darn in this life is right here in the good ol’ U.S.A.  And nowhere is that better epitomized than on the great gridiron.  Life, liberty, freedom, teamwork, family, God, hot dogs, chicks… It’s all here.

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Narrator – Sparta’s just about the prettiest place on Earth.  Full of hard working Americans.  You’ll find no welfare cases here.