Each week we bring you politically charged quotes from the previous week’s comics.
Vampire – I’ve nothing to do with your proletariat revolution, little man…
Liberty News – The longstanding preemptive war policy, commonly called “The Bush Doctrine,” while not originally designed to apply domestically, is now the de facto law of the land… “To defeat them in the purest military sense of the term.” is the soundbite on every pundits lips these recent days.
Iron Man: Legacy #1
Protester – From the same corporate spokes-liars who brought you “clean coal” and “safe nuclear power”… we now have Stark’s “arc reactor”… which some researchers say will create a black hole on Long Island the minute it’s turned on! Well we say this is America! We have the greatest energy system in the world!
Tony Stark – These mean were identified as mercenaries for the Eaglestar Corporation… hired by Americans for Energy Awareness the quote-unquote “grassroots” group that organizes today’s protests… which my investigators have found is funded by big oil lobbyists Matville & Carlin…
Tony Stark – … and we will not be scared away by, uh… phony “astroturf” organizations!