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Review: Hellblazer #1

HellblazerMoritatCoverLike the Rebirth issue, Hellblazer #1 brings back memories of the title’s hey-day in the 1980s when Rick Veitch was having John Constantine act as a vessel for Swamp Thing to have sex with his girlfriend Abby Holland  in Saga of the Swamp Thing, or when Jamie Delano had him running around with telepathic hippies. It’s the comic book equivalent of pulling out a battered guitar case from the attic that smells of whiskey, urine, and Silk Cuts, which are just a few of Constantine’s favorite things. But writer Simon Oliver seems to rely too much on these past stories to create new ones for John Constantine and Chas. However, his characterization is sharp as ever as Oliver writes Constantine as a manipulative bastard, who has a lot of built up guilt and regret from New York where he had a shot at settling down with the culinary skilled, family man Oliver. Add an intriguing cliffhanger that could lead to a sociopolitically interesting, slow burn story, and Hellblazer #1 ends up becoming an above average read.

Moritat‘s art is touch and go in Hellblazer #1. Any time there is motion, action, or body horror, your eyes are riveted to the page like a cinematic cold open where an angel stops another angel from potentially stopping World War I before it starts. Colorist Andre Syzmanowicz adds plenty of rusty browns and reds to this cinematic sequence, which make the pages smell like death culminating in a panel of a skull and a blunt rendition of the casualties in World War I and World War II from  He even can do humor too, such as the manner as Swamp Thing keeps popping up in Constantine’s life from Chas’ old client’s cannabis garden to a produce cart in New York.

However, where Moritat slips up is in the facial expression department, which is a shame because he is a pretty deft gesture cartoonist.  (See the panel where Mercury slowly flips Constantine off for asking her to help him find Swamp Thing’s girlfriend.) Unfortunately, his characters seem to only to do mild consternation or blank resignation, like when Constantine just stares at Swamp Thing. This lack of “acting range” takes some of the bite out of Oliver’s combative, Anglicism-filled dialogue with extra snark, especially when Mercury takes Constantine down a peg.

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Hellblazer #1’s greatest strength and the element of the comic that will keep me checking out the book is the way Simon Oliver has constructed the supporting cast even if some of his dialogue at this point leans a little too heavily on in-jokes to older Constantine stories. He writes Chas like a kind-hearted enabler, who enjoys driving around dangerous magicians and drug offenders. He is Constantine’s firmest supporter and hopefully one day, Constantine will let him know about what happened in New York. Oliver writes Swamp Thing with majesty, a little bit of warmth, and an “I owe you one.” kind of relationship with Constantine. Swamp Thing helped keep the Justice League off Constantine’s tail in Hellblazer Rebirth #1 so he must help him find Abby Holland in Hellblazer #1. But there’s no “American Gothic” retread as Oliver introduces Mercury into the mix. She has known Constantine since she was child and knows that his friends are better off without him. Oliver gives her the sharpest lines of dialogue and basically has her hijack the book as she is the one who ends up teaming up with Swamp Thing to find Abby, which is probably for the best. And hopefully we get to see their team up on the page even though this is technically John Constantine’s book.

With an ending that could be described as theological and also doesn’t connect to the Constantine/Swamp Thing/Mercury plot line at all, Hellblazer #1 has shown itself that it is a comic that both reveres the comic and character’s past while also treating its main character with the irreverence and disdain he kind of deserves. Simon Oliver, Moritat, and Andre Szymanowicz seem to be playing the long con in Hellblazer, and hopefully it pays off without skimping on the stellar characterization of Constantine and his not-so-merry band of brothers. (And a sister.)

Story: Simon Oliver Art: Moritat Colors: Andre Szymanowicz and Moritat
Story: 7 Art: 7.5 Overall: 7.3 Recommendation: Read

DC Comics provided Graphic Policy with a FREE copy for review

Wish You Were Here – Where Would Starfire Really Go For a Selfie?

Last week DC Comics released images of various giveaways that it would be releasing in June to help get fans into stores and to buy their latest release under the new 52 banner (and the first post-Convergence.)  Among tour posters for Black Canary’s music and paper masks for popular heroes was a fake postcard featuring Starfire in Key West.  There is a bit of a back story behind the postcard as Amanda Conner and Jimmy Palmiotti both have said that they like the city as well, and the fact that it is known for its overall acceptance is something which might draw her to visit there (also Key Lime Pie.)

While the story of her travel to such a place in our solar system is a nice idea, it does raise the idea of where an alien might actually want to visit.  Starfire can survive in outer space unaided, and thus there are really not that many places where she could not travel.  That having been said, what features in our solar system might be truly unique to see and to take a picture in front of?  The idea requires some speculation of course, as what we know of other planets is still pretty obscure, but with the supposition that there is a group of advanced humanoids elsewhere in the universe, there would have to be some basic assumptions.  The first is that they come from a planet which has lots of water, and a lot of land.  Such land would be broken down into all the same identifiable features that we have on Earth, and so much of the surface of the Earth would be pretty normal looking.  Even if particular vistas looked amazing, it would be similar to locations on their own world.  So too does the prevalence of gas giant planets seem to be common enough in other solar systems, at least from what we have seen.  So while Jupiter is a marvel to look at, it probably would not be particularly different than other gas giants in others solar systems.  With the normality of other astronomical and terrain features being pretty common place, what might an alien find different or interesting about the solar system?  Here are a few suggestions.

Saturn’s Rings

1190_1280x1024-wallpaper-cb1425509465When first discovered through a telescope, the rings of Saturn were visible, at least that there were there, if not of what they actually were.  Since the improvement of telescopes it has become evident that Saturn has something special, and those are its rings.  As exploration has continued of the solar system, it has been discovered that other planets also have rings, but none of them compare to Saturn.  It is theorized that Saturn rings were formed as an icy moon was either pulled apart by tidal forces or by it being pulverized in one way or another.  And so while rings on planets are common enough, such spectacular ones perhaps are not.

Mercury’s Weird Terrain

Mercury is fairly devoid of any real interesting features except for one.  Most of its surface is pock-marked by impact craters, and Mercury therefore ends up looking much like the moon.   Its lack of atmosphere has meant that meteors and asteroids which impact it are not broken up before impact, but rather strike with full force.  One such asteroid long ago struck the surface and created a giant crater, but it is not the crater itself which is of note but rather what can be found at its antipode.  The shock waves of the impact traveled through the planet’s surface and converged at the same time on the other side of the planet, creating what scientists refer to only as “weird terrain”, lacking any other explanation for it or for its creation.

A Solar Eclipse

solar-eclipseThe Earth has its share of wonders, but its large canyons, vast deserts and imposing mountain ranges would be fairly common on other planets which are are both tectonically active and which have an abundance of water.  What would be of note to those on Earth is perhaps not its own features, but that of another.  Most scientists agree that the moon is necessary for life on Earth, or at least life as we know it.  Among other reasons the moon helps the Earth maintain its tilted rotation relative to the sun, which allows the Earth to have seasons.  It would thus be a relatively safe assumptions that another planet that had life would have a moon, but our moon is special for a different reason.  Although dwarved by our sun, the moon is the same times smaller as it is in distance from the sun relative to the Earth, which under the proper conditions gives us solar or lunar eclipses.  While other suns and moons might have the conditions for complete or partial eclipses, our solar system with its near perfect match would be something to see for aliens.

The Great Barrier Reef

There are a lot of special animals around the world, and a lot that put on some pretty amazing shows.  Whatever animal life would look like on other planets though, it would be safe to assume that most of them would have some kind of a counterpart.  It would thus be possible to ungulates migrating, or some kind of silk creating creature to have its beautiful webs.  What might not be so normal is the Great Barrier Reef, and other structures built by coral.  Coral is the remainder of what was once a living animal, as the rock like body is left after the animal has died.  Other offspring build directly onto the former and although small, over time the creatures evolve into giant structures.  Although coral reefs are found through the world, there is none more impressive that the Great Barrier Reef in Australia.  As a landscape feature, it might be the most unique thing which the Earth has to offer, especially if coral is something which only exists on Earth.