Cards Against Humanity is suing Elon Musk
Seven years ago, Cards Against Humanity bought land on the US-Mexico border to screw with Donald Trump’s border wall. Individuals could chip in $15 and make that happen.
Now, that land has been dumped on by Elon Musk‘s SpaceX. SpaceX then offered the Cards Against Humanity crew a lowball offer for half the land’s value after they were contacted to clean up their shit.
So, Cards Against Humanity is suing Elon Musk and SpaceX for $15 million. The plan is to split any money not going towards lawyers and fees between the 150,000 individuals who chipped in money for the project.
From their email:
How did this happen? Elon Musk’s SpaceX was building some space thing nearby, and he figured he could just dump his shit all over your gorgeous plot of land without asking. After we caught him, SpaceX gave us a 12-hour ultimatum to accept a lowball offer for half the land’s value. We said, “Go fuck yourself, Elon Musk. We’ll see you in court.”
So today, we’re announcing Day 7 of Cards Against Humanity Saves America: CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY SUES ELON MUSK FOR 15 MILLION DOLLARS.
If we win, we’ll split the net proceeds equally among all 150,000 of you, up to $100 each. While this will never be enough to compensate you for the anguish you’ve experienced witnessing Elon Musk defile your once-verdant land—where wild horses galloped freely in the Texas moonlight—we think it’s a pretty good start. Unfortunately, Musk has way more money and lawyers than we do, so you’ll probably get, like, $2 tops.
We’re part of the 150,000 people. Fuck Musk.
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