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Black Panther #11

N’Dega – Wakanda is in a full-blown crisis, my friend.  Whether you and your liberal fence-sitters are willing to admit it or not… this country is about to tear itself apart.

Ex Machina #47

Martha Hundred – We only get one Earth guys.  That’s why Reagan’s energy policies are so dangerous.

the Mighty Avengers #32

Guard – This guys a super villain. You think anybody’s gonna care about his civil rights?

Realm of Kings: Inhumans #2

Quicksilver – It’s a marriage of convenience, obviously.  A political thing.

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Dark X-Men #2

Omega – And who am I to judge what the democratic process does?

DMZ #48

Radio Free DMZ – Did you get the memo?  These soldiers are your friends, people.  They come with international support and everything!  A kinder, happier invasion.

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Barack: The Barbarian #3 – The entire issue is full of good political zingers but we’ll just provide the back and forth between Hilaria and Barack about the demon elephant that’s been summoned to take them on.

Hilaria – What is that thing?

Barack – A conflation of failed policies, delusional political theory and wretched excess.

Hilaria – How can we defeat something like that?

Barack – It will defeat itself.  All we have to do is stay out of the way… until it tears itself apart from within.

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Chew #1

Chow Chu – The Government has an agenda, and this bird flu hoax is at the heart of it.  It’s all bullshit!  Every word the President said is a goddamn lie.  Screw him, screw the Senate, screw the Congress–

Guardians of the Galaxy #20

Moondragon – It would be against this institute’s delicate Constitution to band them from the station.  We believe in free speech and freedom to worship.

the Invincible Iron Man #20

Norman Osborn – Closure is a myth; containment is a must.  That’s how you rule the world, folks.

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Dark Reign: The List – the Amazing Spider-man

Norah – C’mon Spidey! Beat the crap out of him!

Ben – Norah, at Front Line, we’re journalists, and we strive to be impartial and fair-minded.

Norah – Who’re you kidding, Ben?  We’re a lefty rag and proud of it.

Ben- Ah, you’re right.  Kick his teeth in web-head!

Real of Kings: Inhumans #1

Devos the Devastator – War is anathema. Peace is the only true state.

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Black Panther #10

M’Toka – You have to admit, N’Dega, that the Princess-regent gave a powerful speech.  She addressed the financial crisis and laid out the government’s step-by-step plan to deal with it.

N-Dega – Yes.  It was very well written.  But clever words are not what this country needs right now.  They need leadership.  Real leadership… that’s not phoned in.

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Black Panther – It’s disheartening to know that an enlightened people such as our own can succumb to paranoia so thoroughly that xenophobia becomes their ideology.

Realm of Kings: Imperial Guard #1

Commander – You eye-gee shlagers! Totalitarian hitmen!

Voltar – Yeah, that’s enough political commentary from you.

Supergod #1

Simon Reddin – The whole of religious history is about us trying to build amazing creatures that will save the world.

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Deadpool: Team-Up #899

Hercules – Tell me.. the knife in your head… does it hurt?

Deadpool – I-think-that-Rush-Limbaugh-and-Sean-Hannity-actually-make-a-lot-of-valid-points.

Hearcules- By Zeus man! Snap out of it!

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Dark Reign: The List – Wolverine

Marvel Boy – We Kree have a mathematical equation that proves the nonexistence of any deities.  We learn it when we’re children, about the same time we learn not to soil ourselves with excrement.

Fantomex – Cool. I always knew atheists would someday save the world.

Ex Machina #46

Candy – You have any idea how it’s going to look to middle America if you start spending the considerable taxes you’ve raised on free morning-after pills for underage girls?

Mayor Hundred – I told you, I’m not making any decisions for my constituents based on some hypothetical future run for the White House, that’s a pussy move.

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DMZ #46

Danny – That asshole Parco Delgado wears a shiny suit and plays chicken with the rest of the world with a goddam nuke… turning every single one of these innocent civilians into fucking terrorists by association

Liberty Comics #2

Seaton -Darn it, Johnny, the Mayor’s sexually gratifying a rival politician-faced pig!

Johnny – And who says romance is dead.

Secret Six #14

Jeanette – But three thousand years they stayed on their little tropical island while women were treated like cattle all over the world.

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Dark Reign: The List – Secret Warriors

Norman Osborn – Two things you should know: I’m the man responsible for the national security of the United States.  This is the truth.  It’s also true that the current administration has publicly stated that there are certain things we no longer do in the name of national security.

Deadpool #16

Mr. Kincaid – Let me be clear on something: I’m not anti-mutant, I’m pro-parental rights.  My daughter is a minor.  She’s been transferred from what was initially described to me and my ex-wife as a “school” to some sort of… military compound, and I’m being blocked from visiting her.  It’s that simple.

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Mr. Kincaid – The law has failed me, both as a citizen and a father.  I’m not going to take that lying down.  I’m calling on the Mayor, the Governor, our Senators and Congressmen…

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