Choice Quotes
Klaws of the Panther #2
AIM Agent – You can’t just stand there and let her torture me. What happened to America’s vaunted policies against torture?
Wolverine – I’m not American, Bub. Neither is the lady. Sucks to be you.
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Choice Quotes
Blue Agave and Worm
Bud – A Mexican superhero? What, did you leave your sombrero at the cockfight?
Blue Agave – Oh-ho-ho! How unusual, a condescending American making fun of a culture they don’t understand.
Bud – Yeah, all I just head was “blah, blah, blah” with an accent that made me want a aco.
Blue Agave – What the hell’s your problem, Bud?
Bud – My problem is people like you coming to this country and taking fame and glory that should go to an American superhero.
Deadpool Pulp #2
Deadpool – Most of these guys are ex-soldiers. They came back from the war and found themselves lost. We taught them to kill. But we didn’t teach them what to do afterwards. They didn’t fit in this new America anymore.
Liberty Annual 2010
Hughie – Well, on the one hand, it’s got no redeemin’ features whatsoever… but on the other, who am I to deny it’s creators their right to self-expression? I mean fuck censorship, am I right?
Secret Six #26
Spy Smasher – We have the obligation above all others to make sure our government survives.
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Deadshot – Not a member of PETA, I take it?
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Alice – It colonization. Imperialism. We learned about it in school. When a superior force subjugates an entire civilization. There’s always murder. And theft. And rape. And the destruction of culture. The strong always pick on the weak.
Unknown Soldier #24
Narrator – War is a bridge with many tolls, and you can only hope there’s peace on the other side…
Choice Quotes
Captain America: Patriot #2
Captain America – Say– what’s with the twenty questions? You working for the House of Un-American Activities committee now?
Choice Quotes
Avengers Academy #4
Norman Osborn – “Escape”? Escape is for convicts. I’m a political prisoner.
Black Widow #6
Black Widow – Th media adored Vice-Presidential hopeful White Crane. He was handsome, bright, and considered scandal proof. That is, until one gossip columnist made a snarky comment about the Senator slipping away with one of his consultants. Crane’s handlers explained her away as a “freelance social media consultant,” nothing more. They stressed that the Senator was utterly devoted to his wife Laura, son Nick, and daughter Julie. They blasted the accusations as “baseless, tasteless, and ridiculous.”
Choice Quotes
Captain America: Patriot #1
Jeff Mace – It was Independence Day all over again for the hard-working employees of the Morgan Shoe factory, when a new Masked Marvel defended their constitutional right of assembly. The workers had gathered peacefully to discuss factory safety when they were disrupted by an unruly gang who were itching for a fight.
Deadpool #27
Store owner – You are the terrorists, not me! You and your government!
Deadpool – Hey, don’t look at me– I haven’t voted since the Pepsi challenge!
Store owner – Then you are guilt of doing nothing!
Deadpool – … what!? Man, complex political discussions make my head hurt…
DMZ #57
Amina – I guess what I mean to say is one baby is too many to see in a warzone. But that’s the reality. All over the world, in every conflict. Is it any different here in America? Should it be?
The Invincible Iron Man #30
Tony Stark – Tonight, while escorting a young lady home from the Stark Resilient Gala I was the victim of an assassination attempt by terrorists. Apparently someone doesn’t like that Stark Resilient is building you a tomorrow that’s free of dependency on fossil fuels. They found out the hard way you can’t kill Iron Man and you can’t keep American ingenuity down.
Choice Quotes
Deadpool Pulp #1
J. Edgar Hoover – This is colossal! With that crazy cheese-head McCarthy going on television to call everyone and their mother a communist! The last thing we need is a rogue agent stealing a damn nuclear briefcase!
Choice Quotes
Secret Warriors #19
Dum Dum Dugan – There is a shadow war going on between organizations that have no allegiance to anything but themselves. They have no nation to defend, so they don’t worry about sanctions or retribution. They have no borders, so they can’t be boxed in or contained. Your rules… your laws… mean nothing to them.
Choice Quotes
Ex Machina #50
Mayor Hundred – Thinking about crap like that is what Government does best. It’s the unthinkable we always fuck up.
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Kremlin – Republican, Democrat, Independent, whatever. These are just Coke and Pepsi, different names same watered-down shit.
Fables #97
Brock – Stinky was my farm prisoner-bondage name, and I won’t hear it any longer.
Marvel Universe vs. The Punisher #2
Priest – Even when it looked like the economy was no longer sliding down the drain, the aftershock was throwing so many people out of work. CNN may have talked about recovery, but in the blue-collar trenches we were back to the Great Depression. It felt like those Wall Street fiends had sold all our souls to the devil. In my vanity and naiveté I thought, well, at least things have bottomed out. Things have to get better from here.
Choice Quotes
Doomwar #6
James Rhodes – I can’t believe you used that moron for something this important. Who’s your Secretary of State? Borat?
Shuri – T’Challa — A direct attack against Latveria will start a war, and we’ll look like the aggressors. Everyone will align against us.
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Shuri – Remember your heritage, T’Challa. Wakanda does not start wars.
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Hank Pym – Yeah, well your country’s been involved in one political mess after another, so your credibility is in the crapper. If they could fire ’em, half the nukes on the planet would be inbound to your doorstep.
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Shuri – I want to kill you more than I’ve wanted anything else in my life. But that is the action of a savage, and I am the ruler of a sovereign nation. A nation that does not wage illegal wars….
Iron Man: Legacy #5
Secretary General – … next the chair welcomes the Honorable Mr. David, Minister for Foreign Affairs for Grenada, addressing climate change–
Dr. Doom – United Nations. I am not a member of your laughably impotent organization. Nor do I recognize its — or any authority — over me. But I trust the world’s degenerate for-profit news media even less. So I choose to inform you via one-way sonogram that due to the crush of Romani refugees overwhelming Latveria’s borders… and the countless atrocities perpetrated against my people by the Slav paramilitaries, which you have shamefully turned a blind eye too… Latveria engages in a preemptive invasion of Transia as we speak. And not long after this message is received… the annexation should be a fait accompli.
Choice Quotes
Incorruptible #8
Max Damage – Here’s what I think: Plutonian’s a power beyond race, beyond politics, and in his eyes, you are no more deserving of oxygen than anyone else. But then again, maybe I’m wrong, maybe Plutonian loves white people. Maybe he’ll save you.
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