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The G.I. Joe Classified Series Sgt. Slaughter is here to order You Maggots!

Yo Joe! A professional wrestler and the G.I. Joe team’s preferred tough-as-nails drill instructor, Sarge is back in action for the 6-inch scale G.I. Joe Classified Series! This Sgt Slaughter figure comes ready for action, with multiple points of articulation for high poseability and 14 character-inspired accessories including his signature drill sergeant hat, sunglasses, whistle, instructor baton, miniature carded action figure, 8 interchangeable hands, and additional weapon accessories; plus a footlocker to stow all his gear! And with custom artwork by Adam Riches highlighting his media-spanning career in the Joe universe, the G.I. Joe Classified Series Sgt Slaughter package will make a mark on shelves.

Order Sgt. Slaughter now through Hasbro, Entertainment Earth, and more!


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Those Two Geeks Episode 174: Speculation?

The two geeks spend some time talking about the Hasbro Haslab offerings, again, and the nature of comic book speculation.

As always, Alex and Joe can be found on Twitter respectively @karcossa and @FirstRonin4 if you feel the need to tell them they’re wrong individually, or @those2geeks if you want to yell at them together on Twitter, or by email at ItsThose2Geeks@gmail.com.

Music by AlexGrohl from Pixabay

Those Two Geeks Episode 173: Nerds In A Barrel

The two geeks spend some time talking about the Hasbro Haslab offerings…

As always, Alex and Joe can be found on Twitter respectively @karcossa and @FirstRonin4 if you feel the need to tell them they’re wrong individually, or @those2geeks if you want to yell at them together on Twitter, or by email at ItsThose2Geeks@gmail.com.

Music by AlexGrohl from Pixabay

Get ready for battle with the HasLab G.I. Joe Classified Series Cobra H.I.S.S.

G.I. Joe Classified Series Cobra H.I.S.S.

(Ages: TBD / Approx. Retail Price: $299.99 / Available: Fall 2023)

The G.I. JOE Classified Series is loaded with iconic personalities from the epic history of the G.I. JOE franchise. The G.I. Joe Classified Series Cobra H.I.S.S. tank is the latest premium 6-inch scale toy, featuring battery-powered interior and exterior LED lighting, functioning wheels with moving treads, an elaborately-detailed command cockpit interior, a Gull-wing Canopy, rear cargo bay, articulated turret, removable engine cover details and armor plating skirts, and an extendable cockpit boarding ladder. The H.I.S.S. tank also comes with a highly-articulated Cobra H.I.S.S. Driver action figure with premium deco, detailing and articulation for poseability. The H.I.S.S. tank Haslab is now exclusively available to be backed on the Hasbro Pulse website

Key features for the H.I.S.S. Tank include:

  • Battery-Powered Interior and Exterior LED lighting: Includes vision lights, interior cockpit heads-up display, headlights, fog lights, rear Cobra convoy lights and the Cobra Insignia Beacon. 
  • Functioning wheels with moving treads: Rotating sprockets and wheels spin as the treads roll forward or backward.
  • Elaborately-detailed command cockpit interior: The Cobra H.I.S.S. Driver Action Figure sits buckled with a 5-point harness adorned with Cobra logo before an illuminated control panel. You can pose the figure operating the articulated joystick and throttle controls while targeting Joe combatants.
  • “Gull-wing” Canopy: The vehicle comes with features “gull wing” functioning doors with independent right and left sides that lift from center hinges allowing the Driver to enter from either side of the H.I.S.S.
  • Rear Cargo Bay: The rear personnel platform provides standing room for additional troops who can be posed holding the functional handrails. Below that is a retractable tow hitch on the rear of the vehicle. The center of the personnel platform flips up allowing the rear cargo door to drop. That reveals an illuminated troop transport cargo space. Inside is a jump seat and a weapon accessory storage rack.
  • Articulated turret with poseable cannon accessories: The 360-degree rotating turret includes control details and fits an additional G.I. Joe Classified Series Action Figure (sold separately). The Double “Diablo” Cannon accessories can swivel and elevate independently from one another. 
  • Removable engine cover detail: Behind the cockpit sits the M.A.R.S.-developed HISS-CS22 propulsion unit detail beneath a removable cover. It connects to side exhaust port details.
  • Removable armor plating skirt: The Cobra H.I.S.S. comes with a removable armor plating skirt detail with reactive armor to provide extra protection for the road wheels
  • Extendable cockpit boarding ladders: Flip-down boarding ladders descend from each side of the H.I.S.S. granting the Driver easier access to the cockpit

Those Two Geeks Episode 138: Hasbro PulseCon Day Two

Alex and Joe geek out about the second day of reveals from Hasbro’s PulseCon. Which, yes, means more toy talk.

As always, Alex and Joe can be found on Twitter respectively @karcossa and @FirstRonin4 if you feel the need to tell them they’re wrong individually, or @those2geeks if you want to yell at them together on Twitter, or by email at ItsThose2Geeks@gmail.com.