Hello Kitty for President

 

While I was out last night, I noticed my neighborhood has been invaded by Hello Kitty for President signs. I counted at least 4 in about a block’s radius, though there could have been more. A little googling had me find out, it’s all part of a viral marketing plan where Hello Kitty has thrown her hat into the Presidential ring.

Her main selling points for the leader of the free world is that she’s “cute,” “smart,” and “kind.” Problem is, she’s also not born in the United States, though a birth certificate hasn’t been produced to prove otherwise. When asked about the citizenship issue, a “no comment” was returned, mostly because Hello Kitty has no mouth.